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What can I do ?
Fred was playing off the sixth tee at the Royal Quebec Discount Golf Club. The fairway of the sixth needed some skill because it ran alongside the road. But Fred sliced the ball badly and it disappeared over the hedge bordering the road.
So he put another ball down and took the penalty. He was having a beer after the game when the pro joined him in the bar. "Excuse me Fred, but was it you who sliced this ball into the road at the sixth this morning?"
"Yes, but I took the penalty." "That's as may be. But you might be interested to know that your ball hit and killed a small boy on a tricycle; the tricycle fell in the path of a Mountie on a TaylorMade Burner 2.0 Iron Set . He skidded and was thrown through the window of a car, killing the nun at the wheel. The car then swerved into a cement mixer which wasn't too damaged but had to veer slightly and in doing so ran into the local school bus with such an impact that it sent it flying through the window of the St Lawrence shopping centre. At last count from the hospital there are thirteen people dead and seventy-nine people seriously injured."
The golfer turned a deathly shade of white and said, "What can I do?"
"Well, you could try moving your left hand a little bit further down the shaft," the pro advised.
From a huge slice...
Talk about fantastic TaylorMade Burner 2.0 Iron Set . He was the best and one day this woman came to him and said that she had developed a terrific slice. Day and night he worked with her for five months. Now she's the biggest hooker in town.
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im 14 years old can i get charged or going to jail for?
this guy started me over msn and hes telling me to go to his house and stuff to fight him with no weapons so i did then i went out his dad came round the corner to bash me then my mate pulled a knife on him because he was protecting me then that guy hit my mate with a golf club and now the guy is charging us and we also through a beer bottle at his house
what do u think will happen
if you were talking over MSN all your conversations are automatically saved on your computer, you can use that as proof to tell the police that they were harassing you first...second you do not need to be fighting, did you tell the police he hit your mate with a golf club??? if not make sure you do...if you are a first time offender you will probably get probation, make sure you tell your parents and stay out of trouble...that old man is a looser and so is his son...don't step down to their level of mentality...your better than that...
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